That Awkward Moment When Your Girlfriend Can’t Bring Herself To Say “I Love You” So Instead, She Works In Her Lines From The 3rd Grade Thanksgiving Play “Gobble, Gobble, Gobble”

That Awkward Moment When Your Girlfriend Can’t Bring Herself To Say “I Love You” So Instead, She Works In Her Lines From The 3rd Grade Thanksgiving Play “Gobble, Gobble, Gobble”

That Awkward Moment When Your Dad’s Lecture On Washing Your Hands Before Supper Turns Into A Critique Of Your Taste In Jewelry.

That Awkward Moment When Your Dad’s Lecture On Washing Your Hands Before Supper Turns Into A Critique Of Your Taste In Jewelry.

That awkward moment when you find yourself sort of groove-bopping to the music Leo turns on just before he goes to beat Shelly with the soap in the sock.  And then you realize that you’re dancing along to a scene of spousal abuse.  And then you just have to kind of go away for a second.

That Awkward Moment When You Turn Down The Hottest Woman In Twin Peaks…
(moment submitted by starry-starry-starry, graphic by in-time-of-peril.)

That Awkward Moment When You Turn Down The Hottest Woman In Twin Peaks…

(moment submitted by starry-starry-starry, graphic by in-time-of-peril.)

That awkward moment when you embarrass yourself at work, so you whip out your Dr. Zoidberg impression to make people laugh…

That awkward moment when you embarrass yourself at work, so you whip out your Dr. Zoidberg impression to make people laugh…

That awkward moment when you’re more shocked that a bloodied woman disappeared from your bed in the middle of the night than you were that she appeared there in the first place.